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“Stand up who HASN’T been hit in the Equifax mega-hack – whoa, whoa, sit down everyone” 143m in US, unknown number in UK, Canada – gulp!

Global credit reporting agency Equifax admitted today it suffered a massive breach of security that could affect almost half of the US population.

In a statement, the biz confessed that hackers managed to get access to some of its internal data in mid-May by exploiting a vulnerable website application. They remained on the system until they were discovered on July 29. Equifax has called in the FBI and is in contact with regulators in other countries about the case.

CEO Richard Smith said that the company’s core consumer and commercial credit reporting databases were untouched – only the names, social security numbers, birth dates, addresses and, in some instances, driver’s license numbers of 143 million Americans were exposed.

Oh, so is that good news? Only 143mil? These are foilks that are SOPPOSED to get security right in the first place! What bozos!

In response to the debacle, Equifax is offering every US citizen a year’s free identity theft monitoring for those who apply, and has set up a dedicated call center and website to handle information requests from worried consumers. It will also mail notifications to everyone who lost data in the incident.

Yes, the identity theft detection service will be supplied by… Equifax. And if you want to check you’re affected by the mega-hack, you have to supply your last name and last six digits of your social security number. To an outfit that just lost your social security number. Which is no use to peeps in the UK or Canada.

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‘We pride ourselves on being a leader in managing and protecting data’

Really, you do do you.

I pride myself at being good at detecting bullshit, the needle moved a bit at that statement.

It should have moved off the scale and bent the needle, but I’ve recently re-calibrated it.